Saturday, November 8, 2008
Post a Joke to win a Witchy Ornament
Wanna have a chance to win this ornament? It is made from porcelain, and is about 2 inches tall, and 2 inches wide at the brim. It is strung with natural hemp cord.
Well, read on dear ones, read on!
I just love silly things. I love dumb jokes, knock knocks and puns! I just came across this joke and had to share: A rabbi, a UU minister, and a Wiccan priestess decide to go on a fishing trip together. They go down to their local lake, rent a boat, and go out on to the lake for a day of fishing. As the afternoon approached, the trio became hungry - and realized that they had left their lunches on the shore of the lake. The UU minister got out of the boat, walked across the lake, got his lunch, walked back, and sat down and began to eat his lunch. "You should have gotten all of our lunches!" scolds the priestess. She then gets up, walks across the lake, picks up her lunch as well as the Rabbi's, walks back across the lake, and sits down, handing the rabbi his afternoon meal. The rabbi at this point is almost out of his mind, his eyes wide with shock. Finally, he manages to sputter.. "Wha.. what... how did you...?" The UU minister grins at the priestess, nudges her, and asks "Do you think we should tell him about the rocks?" The priestess looks at the minister, raises an eyebrow, and replies "... what rocks?"
Anyhow, if you would like a chance to win this nifty, witchy ornament, just leave me a joke, pun, riddle, or pithy statement and I will choose a commenter at random to send this to. After I choose I will need your address to mail it off, so leave your email address or some way to contact you (Etsy name will work too, and I can convo you there, if you have an account) if you don't have a blog associated with your username. The contest is over tonight at midnight, central time.
Yay for silliness and free things!