Saturday, November 8, 2008

Post a Joke to win a Witchy Ornament

Wanna have a chance to win this ornament? It is made from porcelain, and is about 2 inches tall, and 2 inches wide at the brim. It is strung with natural hemp cord.

Want it?
Well, read on dear ones, read on!

I just love silly things. I love dumb jokes, knock knocks and puns!
I just came across this joke and had to share: A rabbi, a UU minister, and a Wiccan priestess decide to go on a fishing trip together. They go down to their local lake, rent a boat, and go out on to the lake for a day of fishing. As the afternoon approached, the trio became hungry - and realized that they had left their lunches on the shore of the lake. The UU minister got out of the boat, walked across the lake, got his lunch, walked back, and sat down and began to eat his lunch. "You should have gotten all of our lunches!" scolds the priestess. She then gets up, walks across the lake, picks up her lunch as well as the Rabbi's, walks back across the lake, and sits down, handing the rabbi his afternoon meal. The rabbi at this point is almost out of his mind, his eyes wide with shock. Finally, he manages to sputter.. "Wha.. what... how did you...?" The UU minister grins at the priestess, nudges her, and asks "Do you think we should tell him about the rocks?" The priestess looks at the minister, raises an eyebrow, and replies "... what rocks?"

Anyhow, if you would like a chance to win this nifty, witchy ornament, just leave me a joke, pun, riddle, or pithy statement and I will choose a commenter at random to send this to. After I choose I will need your address to mail it off, so leave your email address or some way to contact you (Etsy name will work too, and I can convo you there, if you have an account) if you don't have a blog associated with your username. The contest is over tonight at midnight, central time.

Yay for silliness and free things!


Mel said...

So the chicken and egg are lying in bed, the egg rolls over, lights a cigarette and says "Well, I guess we answered that question." badaching! :D


MAKUstudio said...

A little girl runs up to her mom and asks, "Mom, how old are you?" The mom looked at the little girl and said, "Honey, it's not nice to ask grown ups how old they are." So, the little girl ran off to play.

The next day, the little girl ran up to her mom and asked, "Mom, how much do you weigh?" The mom looked at the little girl and said, "Honey, it's not nice to ask grown ups how much they weigh." So, the little girl ran off to play.

The next day, the little girl ran up to her mom and asked, "Mom, why did you and dad get divorced?" The mom looked at her sweet little girl and stated with a sigh, "Honey, it's not nice to ask grown ups why they got divorced." So, the little girl ran off to play.

While she was playing, she found her mom's purse, looked inside and found her driver's license..."Ah Ha...!!!", thought the little girl.

She ran up to her mom and said, "Mom, I know how old you're 38!...I know how much you weigh 140 pounds!...and I know why you and dad got got and F in sex!!!

Cute and clean...hope you like it Ant!

mrsb said...

Oooh, I have 2 of these, I'd love to make it an set of three!

Here's my joke:

How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

Michael said...

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic? He didn't know if there was dog!

Or, the Frisbyterians? They believe that when you die your soul goes up, lands on the roof, and gets stuck there.

There you go. My oddball contributions to humor.


Pixie Soap said...

What do you get when you cross a ghost with a hen?

An invisible hen that goes Peck-a-boo.

Compliments of my 7 year old. :)

x0x0 antb! Thanks for a chance to win one of your fabulous creations!

pixiesoap - aka patty

TackledAndShackled said...

Sarah Palin.

No, really. That's my joke.
Did I win?